It鈥檚 kind of strange to think about sex and how simple it all is, isn鈥檛 it? Do you remember fantasizing about being kissed before it actually happened, but didn鈥檛 spend much time thinking about intercourse before you started having it? Isn’t it strange how all of a sudden you become a man who is actively having sex? It鈥檚 not like anyone gave you a talk about what to expect, in depth. Did anyone tell you that it takes a while before you鈥檙e comfortable having sex? Here are a few things no one tells us gay men about sex…

Having sex聽without any accompanying music to drown out the sounds you and whoever you鈥檙e doing it with will inevitably make.

No one tells us that there is a real difference between doing it with the lights on and doing it with the lights off.

No one tells us that though you might feel physically different, no one can tell that you had sex.

No one told us that that you get tired sometimes, and sweaty sometimes, and your partner does too.

No one told us that sometimes if you aren鈥檛 entirely comfortable with someone, you notice all their physical flaws while they鈥檙e inside you. I wasn鈥檛 aware until it happened that during sex you can notice the way someone鈥檚 skin isn鈥檛 perfect everywhere, and you can notice the way their nails feel kind of uncomfortable when they grip your bare shoulders.

No one warns us that at its core, having sex is something that you kind of know how to do naturally, but that also, at its core, sex can be something that you can kind of be really bad at.

No one tells us that sometimes you鈥檙e just not going to have a rhythm with someone, and you鈥檙e going to notice the way that your hips and their hips always seem to be going in opposite directions and its going to be frustrating, and it鈥檚 going to make you want to stop moving your hips at all.

No one tells you that sometimes you鈥檙e going to be with someone and you鈥檙e going to start kissing and your body is going to push you into them in a way that makes you feel like immediately taking off all your clothes, but you can鈥檛 do that, because you鈥檙e in public.

No one tells us that once we start having sex, really having sex, with someone on the regular, that we are going to want to do it all the time, and everywhere. I wasn鈥檛 aware that after, I was going to feel both accomplished and dirty at the same time.

I wish someone had told us sooner that sometimes you鈥檙e going to be in the exact right situation to have sex, but that you aren鈥檛 going to want to, despite everything. That sometimes you can be in the middle of things, but then all of a sudden you鈥檙e going to wish you weren鈥檛 doing it anymore, and your body will betray you and make that known.

I wish that someone had warned us that sometimes you won鈥檛 want to have sex to begin with, but that sometimes you鈥檙e so young and so naive that you end up doing it anyway, and you will wake up in the morning and wish things hadn鈥檛 happened the way that they did. Sometimes it鈥檚 going to hurt, and it鈥檚 going to hurt in a way that is specific and new and especially uncomfortable.

I wish someone had warned us that having sex with someone doesn鈥檛 always make you dependent on them, but sometimes it does, and sometimes it does so fiercely. And sometimes it makes you skip work.

I wish someone had told us that people don鈥檛 always expect sex from you, but when they do, things get uncomfortable very quickly when you refuse to give it to them.

No one told us that putting on condoms can be distracting but also extremely sexy and that we have to figure out that on our own.

I鈥檓 glad that no one told us that sometimes having sex can make you feel like you鈥檝e been transported, briefly, to another dimension, and that sometimes just kissing someone can make you feel like you鈥檝e disappeared until all of a sudden you remember that you鈥檙e a creature that must breathe and therefore must surface for air.


2 Comments Add yours

  1. PDQ says:

    Or these things:

    Men who are slick with sweat smell and taste good in their cracks and crevices.

    Sometimes for a day or two after he’s finished fucking you, your hole will suddenly spasm or itch in a way that makes you wish he was still layin’ pipe in you.

    When he’s laying on top of you and you start to tell him to go slow – but he puts his hand over your mouth and whispers “do NOT wake up my neighbor downstairs” as the huge head of his dick finally breaches your hole – you won’t make any noise, but your own cock will get incredibly hard.

    When your eyes are closed because it feels soooo damn good – or if he’s put a blindfold on you along with the cuffs – you can’t tell, nor do you care, if the lights are on or off……or if your session is being recorded.

    Good boys don’t move their hips – or anything else – until Daddy instructs them to.


  2. renudepride says:

    And no one really told any of us how incredibly GREAT it is! Naked hugs!

    Liked by 1 person

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