WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOUR FAMILY RECOGNIZED YOUR BOYFRIEND FROM GAY PORN?

Lets all stop and think for a moment about taking bae home for the first time to meet your family.

It’s not easy for anyone.

But what if your very conservative auntie then recognized him – from the hordes of gay porn she watches? (I know, I know, just go with me here)

As you might imagine, it can be an awkward experience. How would you handle something like that?

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  1. PDQ says:

    “Wait, What????”

    “Dad/Mom/Grandma/Grandpa/Brother/Sister…..just why are you watching gay porn? ”

    “What exactly did you watch?” (In case I haven’t seen it myself yet)

    “Was I in that scene with him? I’M JUST KIDDING….JUST KIDDING!!! CALM DOWN!! JESUS! STOP CRYING!!”

    “So…having seen what he’s packin’ and how good he is with it, NOW do you understand just how much of a MAN I really am for being able to take that dick? Seriously – could YOU take that dick the way he hammers an ass with it? I don’t think you could take that dick Dad/Mom/Grandma/Grandpa/Brother/Sister. I really don’t. I don’t think you’d be able to walk right for a week, and I should know. Lord do I know!”

    “Well bless your heart! You know I love you in spite of the fact you have a filthy mind and you watch that naughty gay porn stuff. You’d better hope your church friends never find out about this.”
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    If they were to bring it up to try to embarrass me, it would be the LAST time they did so. I’d have them so twisted in knots they wouldn’t know which way is up.

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  2. PDQ says:

    I suppose if I wanted to rub it in a little more I might say to SISTER/MOM/AUNT/GRANDMA: Is your boyfriend/Dad/Uncle/Grandpa as good in the dick department as my boyfriend is? If not, would you like my boyfriend to give them some tips on how to fuck like a real man?
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    I realize I’m evil, but I’m not the one who initiated the conversation. I’m just the one who’s going to finish the conversation.

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  3. renudepride says:

    I something along the lines of what PDQ wrote above is very appropriate. Why the hell are they watching gay porn? 🙂 Naked hugs!

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