BREAKING! YOUR RELATIONSHIP MEANS NOTHING UNLESS YOU PLASTER IT ON SOCIAL MEDIA

CALLING all relationship newbies! We have some very important news to report regarding your recent coupling. Are you shoving your relationship down the throats of everybody you know? Bombarding their News Feeds with nauseating displays of public affection? Suffocating anyone who will listen with constant drivel about how happy you are? No? Well, you should be! A…